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[About Me] so listen up. Because the world really does, revolve around me.

My real name is Ariobipedenolakuvnemodupetywangstakoolioflavorflav. I'm a secret agent that's undercover with Mr. Krabs from Bikini Bottoms. I'm on a top secret confidential mission where I have to find the hideout of Sir Plankton the 4th and see why Squidward is always so gloomy. He must be taking some kind of drugs or something.. About drugs,did you know that people all over the world are taking drugs that don't realize the toxic chemicals in them? These toxic chemicals can harm someone right on the spot or long term use. Talking about that, cancer seems to be appearing in the youngest people nowadays. Whether it's long term radiation exposure or something else, they somehow get it. About Radiation, as you kno, microwaves use radiation waves to warm food up. But have you ever tried to warm up a cracker? It doesn't WORK!! This is because all the food you eat has some water content in it. A cracker simply does not contain any water content. Therefore, it cant be warmed up in a microwave. Talking about crackers, I like to eat crackers with salame or sometimes with cheese. And about cheese, why the HECK are there so many types of cheese? It's CHEESE people! the same product so why have so many? Is it to make our lives miserable by trying to remember which cheese is the healthiest and which is the stinkiest? About health, lots of kids in the world these days aren't getting the nutrition they need. No, I dont blame it on the kids themselves. I blame it on the parents. They buy them all this good tasting burgers and fries from McJackInTheCarl'sJrKentuckyFriedKing. What good does it do? I'll tell you. It raises their colestrol level at a very young age and puts them on dialysis at the minimum age of 10. Good job parents, you really do love your kids. But we cant blame this all on the parents now... It's the kid's responsiblity to be active to burn off those EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA fat calories. Talking about calories, did you notice that on some nutrition facts it's says that the serving size in one of those things is like 3? Yea people, you have to times those calories by 3 in order to get the total amount of calories consumed. OK I think i'll end it here. I'll add more next time i "blog" on this dumb website.